5 Club No No's

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Nights Clubs all over the world have rules and regulations. Many of us follow and abide the rules, while others disregard them and eventually cannot enter or later gets put out the establishment. What happens when people do things or show up in something that make you think like, damn, don't they have rules against that?

Well, we have created Five (5) Club No No's ...

5. Sunglasses

I've never seemed to understand the purpose of rocking shades in the club. Not only is it pitch black outside, but also in the club. What can/could you possibly see?

4. Extremely Tall Heels

If you never wore heels before or could barely stand in 3 inches, I do not think its acceptable to wear heel 5 to 7 inches high. Its understandable that you want to be cute. So at the last minute you ran to Chernins or that little boutique that over charge you to make a profit. You end up looking like a fool tip toeing around the dance floor because your feet are hurting. You even walk out the club shoeless because you no longer could bare the pain of walking in your stilettos. Do understand if you choose to spend a few extra dollars for the shoes you can actually walk in not only will you be more comfortable but you wouldn't look like a fool walking bare foot out of the club.

3. Females in Tennis/ Gym Shoes

In the typical night club it is against the rules to wear tennis shoes. However, I have been noticing that few the still gets in their Air One's and Jordan's that came out that Saturday and their outfit that has the exact same colors as the new shoe their rocking! Not only do you look more foolish than the girls in the heels they can't fit but some ladies in gym shoes actually have the nerve to turn their noses up at the women who do follow the rules. I would say that these girls need to grow up but on the other hand I actually put some of the blame on the friends who walk out the house all nice and dressed up and they don't insist that their friend change her shoes to something more appropriate to look like she actually belong with the group!

2. Super Short Skirts/ Dresses

So this made the list because I have actually experienced seeing a chick dancing in the club wearing a short dress without the proper underwear on and sadly her monthly material was exposed as well. Spanks are not much and Walmart have a great brand that would work under a dress. If your going to go tiny don't think that your typical granny panties are ok. The best advice would be not to bend over and shake your tail in front of a group of people trying to show off the new dance move you learned the day before without being sure that you have on the proper materials not to make an ass of yourself on or off the dance floor. Oh and a small piece of advice ... ladies shave or get a bikini wax.

1. Pregnant

Yes! Preggo, Preggy, Pregnant. This was a suggested topic for us to blog about and we easily knew that this was the number 1 no no! Walking in the club and your belly is clearly showing whether your three months, six months, or nine months ... You should not be there. I think it starts with who you go to the club with they shouldn't have invited you or shouldn't have let you in the car. Then I put some blame on the guards at the door ... they  shouldn't even let you in! Next blame goes to the first, second, third and so on guy that dances with you! Lastly the blame goes on the woman herself! Why would you think for a second that it's acceptable for you to go to the club with your belly sticking out for a actual reason! Thinking more on the safety side of this, why would you go somewhere that you know would possibly be crowded, where people will be bumping into you knowing that you could potentially get upset or hurt physically. Think I'm lying? One woman who survived the E2 night club tragedy in Chicago was pregnant. She made it out alive but her baby was the one who didn't.

This isn't to say that you could lose your baby but I'm sure that when she went to the club that night she didn't think she would either. This is to say that being Pregnant is the number one No No in the club  because you are the one person there who has more than one person to protect while you are there. Not to mention you just look like a damn fool holding your belly while you trying to drop it low or while throwing that bottle back! Don't believe me check out this idiot ... HOTT MESS right?

What are your top things that shouldn't be in the club?

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