FB DRAMA REVEALED: FB A PLACE WHERE YOU REINVENT YOURSELF

FACEBOOK

"Facebook is a social utility that connects people with friends and others who work, study and live around them."

Facebook User "FB superheroes are something else, what do they use their mouths for? Cause obviously they plant their face in the ground and talk out their ass... Stop pump faking, we all know you. Maybe I should invest in a notepad and create my life, ok here we go.... I just got off the Jet from playing cricket with Donald trump and we ate cucumber sandwiches..."

Since when has this social utility become a place for you to reinvent yourself? Many individuals that occupy the site are not who they portray themselves to be. People are supposed to use their REAL identities.

Rocking gucci purses and heels but you still reside in substidize housing. Or better yet you're still renting.

You were considered a lame in high school but seem to be famous on the book.

Your family hate each other off the internet but your best buds on FB to make sure the enemies don't catch you slipping.

You checking FB Places every chance you get to see if your man and his ex/baby momma were in the same place at the same time.

Your posting stats up about how you will whoop somebody ass knowing if they were in front of your gate you wouldn't come off the porch.

You get into some FB drama and your calling your friends so they can go comment and back you up.

Your child is four and has not started school but your constantly posting how smart they are.

You're posting stats that you know will cause controversy and then claiming it was someone else (who doesn't have a page?).

You post pictures of how much stuff your kids got for Christmas with prices as captions ... but the tree is in someone else living room.

You claim to be getting straight A's and maybe a B on your report card but you cannot properly spelled report "Repurt" and straight "strate".

Your mad with your man and put up stat after stat informing FB of every problem yall have ever had then the next day you have mall pictures up talking about how he's the only one.

You know your man is cheating and so does everyone else but you are "The Mrs" or the "One and Only" or "The Real Wifey" with no ring.

Everything is going bad around you and you are in your most vulnerable state but your "All Smiles."

You ranked 299 in your high school class of 298 but you're convinced that the three years of non credit courses in college are going to get you to graduation in the right year.

You're constantly posting photos of you in you college bathroom all dressed up to go out but your on academic probation.

You're mom was your enemy before she got on FB and now she is the best person on Earth.

You and you baby-daddy are having drama and you talking about how you regret ever having his child but at the end of your stat it reads ** (Insert Child Name here) is my everything**

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The point is that there is no reason that all of these things are clearly evident on FB. There is no reason we are able see your real self and the person you pretend to be in one photo or in one status to know that you are using Facebook to Re-invent who you really are and who you are known as.

Readers if you're guilty of any of the above ... ask your self Why? Then understand that if you are a bad parent in any stance it will come out ... If you are cheating it will come out ... If you are stunting it will come out. And Guess what ... The first place it will come out is the one place you tried to hide it from the most ... FACEBOOK!

FB DRAMA REVEALED: My Mother's on Facebook!

Let me start by saying ...
Hi, I am a Little Sister Grenade and MY MOM IS ON FACEBOOK!

Honestly ... it was my fault! She needed one though! Everyday I would show her people pictures and laugh with her about the statuses people put and not to mention let her in on the drama people went through on there. So it seemed logical!

I became a member on Facebook Junior year of High School. Didn't know many people on there because they were all in college. But I saw Facebook as away to express my frustrations about any and everything and to keep up with everyday lives of people I knew but rarely saw. Facebook soon started getting more popular and my friends list started to grow ... I had COMPLETE control over who saw it and what I said on it! That was until My Momma got a Facebook!

Momma Grenade having a Facebook is not bad now! In the beginning she would flip about some of the things I wrote and she just didn't understand that this is what you do on FB! You vent, boast, brag about friends, men, and things! There was no where else to do this and Myspace was too crowded with celebrities and porn stars to really get the attention you could only get on FB!

As time went on Facebook became more drama filled and the need for mothers on there was almost mandatory! The site had went from high school and college students to anyone being allowed a page and having Momma Grenade on FB started to come in hand when grown people were causing problems with things I'd said and I wouldn't say anything because I didn't want to disrespect them but within seconds my momma was there with a comment that shut the whole problem down.

I can admit that I used to be annoyed by some things and a lot of things I didn't think she understood! A lot of things I thought I missed out on saying and seeing because she wanted to control my friends list..., but I see her on Facebook now and I'm ok with what she puts, how she handles things, i'm back to saying what I want and what I feel to who I want ... I'm ok and I think a lot of others need to get ok with their Moms being on FB ... Mine is and I have recovered from the initial shock, it's in remission! LOL